How to annoy a liberal

Believe in God.
Worship him in church every Sunday.
Pay for your own education.
Get a job.
Judge people on the content of their character, not their skin or social class.
Fall in love.
Get married.
Have children.
Lots of them.
Own guns.
Grow your own food.
Teach your children to shoot.
Eat meat.
Homeschool.
Stay informed.
Stay married.
Donate to charity.
Build a business.
Work.
Understand retirement is not a right.
Embrace capitalism.
Work hard.
Love your spouse with all your soul.
Be self sufficient, not government sufficient.
Be prepared.
Love your country, community, and fellow man.
Don't impose your beliefs on anyone else.
Have convictions.
Stand by your convictions.
Be happy.