"Mom, have you taken a drink of corn?" Eli asked while we were eating corn on the cob.
"Corn? A drink of corn? No, I don't know how to drink corn."
"You do it like this: You bite into it [the cob] with your back teeth and then you suck. You suck all the juice out. It's not very good at all. Have you ever tried it?"
Me, cracking up, "No I haven't!"
"Well you should!" Noah pipes in.
"I don't think I will!"