On the way home after picking up the boys, I told them that Grandma & Grandpa were coming over. Eli asked what time, and I said I wasn't sure, but that it would be after dinner.
Eli gets his cell phone (a real phone, but no longer works) and starts dialing.
"Hi Grandpa. When are you coming to my house?"
Then he pulls the phone away from his ear and looks at it and punches a few buttons.
"Ah, man. The phone quit, the battery's dead. And now my house is on fire and it's getting all burned up. I guess we'll have to tear it down and build a new one."
They did come about seven. And why does he pretend the house is burning down? I'm sure it's so he can use "giants" to clean it up and build a new one.