Dad

We were in the car on the way home when Simon says to me, "Mom do you know who's the dad of all of us?"

"Uh, yeah, Dad is your dad."

"No," he chuckles, "God is the dad of all of us."

"Oh, well, yeah."

"And God's wife?  She's the mom of all of us right?"

"Well, I'm not sure that God has a wife.  But if he does, then yes, she'd be the mom of all of us."