We were in the kitchen when Eli says to me, "Is this a public place?"
Never sure where a question like that is going I hesitantly say, "No. Not just anyone can come here, you have to be invited."
"Oh good!" He walks to the basement door and rips a big fart. Then he laughed and said, "You can't fart in public, it's not nice."
I just shook my head. I have four boys.