I was working on a business e-mail on my tablet when Jesse came up to me and said "Mom, can I get on the inter-net on your tab-uh-let?" I just looked at him. He didn't skip a beat and said, "And look for some stuff to buy?"
I laughed and said, "No, way Jesse! That's not what we do!"
He just laughed. "Well, then can I play angry birds?"